The User Pool Archive
Entries by Title
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- Stealing from the Company
- Surveillance
- Can't Save Her Life, Can't Have Sex with Her
- The Rumor Mill
- The Cock Block
- Maricruz
- Ceiling Tiles
- Working Remotely
- Jason Lives!
- Whiteboard Etiquette
- iPhone "Catch a Cheater" Feature
- Washing Hands at the Office
- Independence Day
- Setting Traps Around the Office
- Fashingbauer Can't Quit His Job
- The Matrix 3 - Revolutions
- The Matrix 2: Reloaded
- The Matrix
- The Office Slut
- Zenda the Persian
- Office Gambling
- How to Get Rid of an Office Stalker
- Where's Jason?
- Bonnie Bod
- The Latest Reorg
- Dysfunctional Lover or Bloodsucking Vampire?
- Jet Lag
- Business Trip Drinking
- Blair Does Not Miss Me
- Patpong Pussy Darts
- Prostitutes Are Not Dysfunctional
- Cathay Pacific
- Bangkok
- Troubleshooting
- Blair and Bangkok
- Blair vs. Fiona
- Birthday with Blair
- Birthday
- Black Olives
- Can't Lesbians All Get Along?
- Cinco de Tefft
- Mojo
- The Premiere
- Help Desk
- Sodomy Among Friends
- Conklin's Dead Slutty Wife's Evil Sister Fiona the Cunt
- What Does This Mean?
- Mulhausen's New Assistant
- The 405
- Aho Made Fun of Mai Ding
- Conklin's In-Laws
- Girl Scout Cookies
- Casual Friday
- Finance Approval
- I Don't Like Funerals
- Clarification
- April Fools!
- From Bad to Worse
- Conklin's Slutty Wife is Dead
- Why Not Murder Your Wife?
- Chelsea the Intern
- 7 Reasons I Brought a Prostitute to Work Anyway
- 7 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Bring a Prostitute to Work
- Jesus and the Easter Bunny
- Italy
- Spain
- Germany
- The Jason X Identity
- Don't Go Out with Australians
- Foreign Languages
- Going Global
- Elevator Etiquette
- Inject, Cut, and Burn
- Happy Monday
- Aunt Flo
- How to Murder Your Friend's Wife
- Blair's Baby
- Rabbit Test
- The Porn Server
- Maharajapuram
- I'm Not the One
- Conklin Tube
- The Big Night
- Valentine's Day
- Documentation
- Virgin Killer
- Bomb Threat Check List
- Bertha is not Anorexic
- Still Sick
- Sick
- How to Keep Conklin's Mouth Shut
- Conklin's Slutty Wife
- 10 Uses for a Blackberry Besides Communication
- Tech-Babe and Blair
- Last Night with Blair
- Like a Virgin
- Performance Reviews
- HR and Candy Bars
- Candy Bar Season
- Alan Smithee
- There's No Place Like Home
- Friday Mourning
- Thursday Mourning
- How to Kill Your Boss and Still Keep Your Job
- The Phantom Pisser
- A Case of the Mondays
- User Status
- The Onshore Alternative
- Tree Sex
- The Special Project
- Candi Kans
- Office Politics
- Wheels of Tragedy
- How to Start the New Year with a Bang
- New Year's Resolutions
- Less Painful than Expected
- Face Time with Alan Smithee
- Nick Zima
- Kornfeld's Pink Eye
- How to Maintain a Dysfunctional Relationship
- The Blair Treatment
- Company Training Classes
- D-Day (10 Days are Up)
- Blendi the Virgin
- Office Holiday Party Aftermath
- Office Holiday Party Preparation
- Office Holiday Party DOs and DON'Ts
- Cleavage in the Workplace
- Everybody Loves Sushi
- The Perfect Boss
- How to Lose Your Job in 10 Days
- The Big Four
- Holiday Spirit
- Under Commit, Over Deliver
- Fire Drill Friday
- Budget Meeting Part V
- Budget Meeting Part IV
- Budget Meeting Part III
- Budget Meeting Part II
- Budget Meeting Part I
- The Filipino Lesbian Look
- The Swear Jar
- Socks and Other Accounting Issues
- The Urinal Test Prevails!
- Half-Days
- Potluck
- Megan the Suicide Hotline Volunteer
- Clogged Pipes
- Bible Study at Work
- Mulhausen's Former Assistant
- Suicide Hotline
- Maggie the Drunk
- Stew Lady
- Brenda from Toys
- Suicidal
- Frosty Frappuccino
- The Intern is an Idiot
- Kessler and the Multi-Purpose Copier
- Kun is a Racial Slur
- Halloween
- No Greasy Fingernails
- Greasy Fingernails
- The CFO is an Alien
- Pengilly's Haircut
- Anonymous Death Threat
- Fernandez is not a Mexican
- Ice Cream and Casual Tuesday
- The Peter Principle
- Team Lunch
- Puppet-Based Training
- Mulhausen Won't Eat Cinnamon Raisin Bagels
- Lucia Loves Alan
- Athena is a Lesbian
- Osmund is not a Sexist
- I Love Blair Again
- I Hate Blair Again
- Macho Nachos
- The Urinal Test
- Meetings
- 3402
- Tefft is not a Racist
- Dinton
- Email Fishing
- Foot Traffic
- Skeffington Hates Olive Drab
- The Starbucks Cam
- Human Resources
- Car Sex
- Gladstone
- The Test Lab
- Ignoring Blair
- Reconciliation
- Confirmation
- Termination
- De-infatuation
- Infatuation
- Fessler's Assistant
- Pangbourn
- Conklin's Wife
- Capital Expenditure Request
- Brandi
- Weekly Staff
- McKinney
- Friday
- Lucia
- Plotkin
- Nap Time
- Lipstick
- Mulhausen
- Living Dangerously
- Blair
- Insubordination
- Recaffeination
- Decaffeination
- Fraternization
- Dereliction
- Delegation
Entries by Month
Click on a month below to view a list of articles published during that month.
- August 2008 (9)
- July 2008 (5)
- June 2008 (14)
- May 2008 (14)
- April 2008 (16)
- March 2008 (16)
- February 2008 (19)
- January 2008 (21)
- December 2007 (20)
- November 2007 (25)
- October 2007 (24)
- September 2007 (26)
- August 2007 (8)
