Heaven or Hell?

Question: Now that you're in the after life, where did you end up? And can you get me a good seat? - Far

Jason X: I'm not sure. They didn't let me into the place where all the religious fags were standing around sucking each other's dicks, but instead sent me to the place where I'm hanging out with Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra. It's a fucking party 24/7. 

If the seats are all taken, there's always my lap.

Question: I heard a rumor that you faked your death. Are there Snuggies in the afterlife? - PanteraSnuggie

Jason X: The place I'm at doesn't even require a heater. It's plenty warm already. We lounge a lot by the pool. 

Question: Have you ever lost interest in fucking a girl in the midst of foreplay or while fucking her? If so, what did you do? - Anonymous

Jason X: Yes, several times. It's usually when her husband or boyfriend comes home early. Always results in coitus interuptus. The good thing is, women are very good about preparing for this moment. They prep their husband or boyfriend by talking about me before hand--this quirky I.T. guy. So I usually don't even have to run out the back. I'm just that nice technology geek who gave her a ride home from work. Oh, and I was just leaving...

Question: Do you ever think you'll write a book about your sexual adventures? - Anonymous

Jason X: I know I'll at least write a blog about it. I don't think I'll get a book deal until some angry husband or boyfriend actually tries to kill me. Hoping to get shot sometimes this year. 

Question: How long are you planning to be dead? - Fragileangel

Jason X: I was thinking just three days. But then I thought, a whole week and I blow Jesus' record out of the water.