Tasty Ass

Question: I just stuck my tongue up your ass a moment ago. How do you keep it so clean and tasty? - Anonymous

Jason X: Psyllium Husk. The ancient Greeks used this seed back in the day, and they ate a lot of ass. Keeps that colon nice and clean.

Question: What do you think of the movie Basic Instinct? - Anonymous

Jason X: There's only one memorable scene from that movie, and I think you know which scene I'm referencing. Yep, that's right. Michael Douglas is being interrogated and he crosses his legs. Not sure what all the controversy was about, but it was a poignant moment in the film. 

Question: What do you hope to accomplish in 2010? - Anonymous

Jason X: I plan to resurrect from the dead in 2010. Not like a zombie; more like a Jesus. Well, sort of an immoral Jesus. The kind who not only sits down for a meal with prostitutes, but maybe gets a blowjob under the table. And a lot less preaching. And a lot more turning water into wine and then wine into vodka. That's probably the most significant accomplishment I have planned for 2010. 

Question: What makes you blush? - Anonymous

Jason X: I blush when a woman shows me her tits. Wanna see? Take your shirt off and watch the blood rush to my head.