Milky Coconut Balls

I thoroughly enjoy swallowing and exploring the different flavors of a man. What would you taste like? - WetNoise

I've been told I taste like creme brulee with an after burst of Skittles (not sour, but regular). Except when I eat asparagus. Then the girl just spits it back on me with a disgusted look on her face. Not sure what I ate, but one day a girl told me that I tasted like waffles. And although she liked waffles, without the maple syrup, it just didn't seem complete.

I keep my balls clean-shaven so that women spend more time down there. Apparently they taste like coconut milk. This is mainly due to the fact that I dip my balls in coconut milk before meeting up with a girl. I heard it was a natural aphrodisiac for women. Not that you actually need one at the point they're sucking your balls, but again, it's all about getting them to spend more quality time down there. Sometimes I'll dip my balls in honey, sometimes in apple sauce. Depends on the mood and the girl. But watch out for the sweaty balls. Spur of the moment sex isn't always best for ball sucking.

What do you do about depression?  I find that I am depressed because my sexual activity has decreased significantly.. Obsession with Blow Jobs and having sex from behind.?  My boyfriend tells me that I am high maintenance and that I should take a chill pill... Is asking for sex once or twice a day unreasonable? - Carolyn

I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure the medical community recommends alcohol as a treatment for depression. Whenever I'm depressed, I do a couple of shots of tequila and I'm good to go. Well, until I start weeping, or telling everyone either I love you or fuck off. 

The main reason sex significantly drops off in a relationship is marriage. Although sex for me actually increased. It did, however, significantly decrease for my wife. 

If your boyfriend won't have sex with you, I'm sure you can find someone who will. I'm not advocating cheating; I'm just saying that if you have sex with someone who isn't your boyfriend, you'll have more sex than you have today. I'm no sex therapist, but I'm pretty sure they'd agree. 

That sounds an awful lot like I'm advocating cheating... But more importantly, why do you have a boyfriend if he's not giving you what you want? Ditch him. Tell him to chill alone.  

Dirtiest place you've ever done it? Or most public. With who? - Anonymous 

Dirtiest place: My boss' desk. Who knows what the fuck he does on that thing. Hopefully I got to his desk before Kessler. That'd make it dirtier than Patpong pussy darts. 

Most public: Could be anywhere. Tree sex, car sex, parking lot, open house, dressing room. The list goes on. And with who? Take your pick from the Users in my blog. Rarely do I get a private place with a nice soft bed.