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I finally called Blair back. Although yesterday I pretended to be angry with her, today I pretended I wasn't. This threw her off completely. She was all prepared to be angry with me for being angry with her. At this point, it would have nothing to do with the fact that I cheated on her with my wife. And since I acted normal on the phone, she acted normal. So with absolutely no drama, we're back to normal.

I've known Blair for about 2 years now. She first noticed me because I did not notice her. And although I did notice her, I did not let her know it, otherwise she would not have noticed me. She had the fuck you look on her face. The fuck you look was obviously the exact opposite of the fuck me look. This simple but effective look conveyed this simple but effective message: I’m the biggest fuckin’ bitch you’ll ever meet, so don’t waste one single annoying glance, because you don’t have a chance in hell. I was immediately attracted to her. There she stood waiting for the elevator, this stunning Hispanic woman exuding stone cold apathy and completely, unabashedly unaware of my presence. At that moment, I knew I had to have her. Her skin was flawless, tan and smooth. She had thick, painted lips that puckered just slightly as she waited impatiently for the elevator. I thought she was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. So I ignored her completely.

I rushed onto the elevator in front of her as if I didn’t even notice she was a woman. That’s when she noticed me for the first time. Blair knew better than anyone did just how beautiful she really was. And although it was fine for her to ignore everyone, it was not only unacceptable for someone to ignore her, but inconceivable. And yet, there I was completely oblivious. I felt her confused and irritated eyes staring hard at me, but I continued to pretend my mind was a million miles away. I could tell this frustrated her greatly because of the sudden fidgeting and deep sighs. Then she broke into a coughing fit, which I can only assume was intended to draw a look from me. I continued to ignore her for a month.

She's at the top of the User Pool list.  

Reader Comments (1)

I think I know Blair. Or at least I know "a Blair". I feel sorry for you.

September 4, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterEddie

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