Cleaning the Pipes
Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 05:20PM I've been cleaning the pipes today in preparation for Friday's out-patient surgery. 
That means, lunch with Lucia at the park and tree sex. That was interesting right in the middle of the day. She was wearing a skirt and the bark scratched up her ass. Good luck explaining to Alan, the love of her life.
Blendi the Unvirgin had to give my balls a good-bye kiss in the car in the garage this morning. Even though she's not a virgin anymore, she's still sweet and gives the best blow jobs ever.
Zenda the Persian, a.k.a. the Office Slut, actually had sex with me on my desk this afternoon. That's what Office Sluts do; they have sex with multiple people in the office and in multiple offices. Hmmm. That sounds familiar. Oh, wait. I'm a guy. Never mind...
Tonight I have Athena the Lesbian. She wants to give my balls a going away party. I assured her that they weren't going anywhere. She said, sure they're not and gave me that you poor man in denial look. This is not castration. It's a simple out-patient procedure. Everything remains intact.
Right?
Well, in case it doesn't, I'm sure getting in as much as I can while I can. I hope I have enough "stamina" for Athena the Lesbian after a full day of exertion.
Blair is set for tomorrow night. She thinks I'm doing this for her--so that she doesn't have to worry about these false alarms. But I'm actually doing it for myself so I don't have to worry about her making shit up just to freak me out. She knows she's not pregnant when she announces the possibility, that little fucking bitch.
We'll have a beautiful night together.
Since she believes I'm cutting into my balls for her, she'll act like I'm all sweet and shit--and fuck me like a banshee.
So overall, I'd have to say this is better than sympathy sex. Or is it sympathy sex?
Since I lost the sling, sympathy has dwindled. Sex hasn't, but the sympathy has.
Well, I guess it's about time for Athena the Lesbian.
Here's to you, balls.
Reader Comments (3)
"Here, here, balls!"
How exhausted are you!!!! =) Good luck tomorrow and give me a shout if you need a good laugh. Wait, laughing might hurt your balls too huh?
There will be no laughing tomorrow. Only quiet weeping...
Pipes cleaning are an important cleaning procedure that should be done within the industrial facility. Pipes are useful for redirecting inputs or outputs from a program instead of using stdin or stdout.