Clarification

My post yesterday may have been confusing to some, so just to clarify for everyone...

Conklin's slutty wife is, in fact, dead.

But Conklin did not go to jail. That was an April Fools joke.

Ha ha.

Surprisingly, I have not been invited to the funeral.

Lalalala.

Comments

[Winter]

Funerals suck anyway. I should know. I work at a cemetery. If there is a reception after, with food, then the funeral has real possibilities. Someone who is hot might be grieving and need comfort...

[yoji]

Hi! I don't think its surprising that you weren't invited at the funeral. Conklin thinks its your fault. your the one who wants his wife dead. and most people always look for someone to blame of unpleasant situation they are in and i think your user pool is part of that "most people". your the closest to blame.:)

[Conklin]

it wasn't me jason... fiona made some big deal about you being there... she's such a huge bitch. she's hot though. and by the way, my wife was never fat, she was a fucking trainer/aerobics teacher. actually i think it all started there, everyone is fucking their trainer.