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Satire, Humor, Mud Wrestling Friday
16May
Blair vs. Fiona
Friday, May 16, 2008 at 04:56PM Blair stood there staring down Fiona (Conklin's dead slutty wife's evil sister Fiona the Cunt) with this look
of quiet but inevitable death in her eyes. Fiona stared back with an equally calm expression of dire hatred and adamant desire to destroy her opponent. Both of their faces were molded in stone cold granite.
They were about to engage. I couldn't wait. This was going to be bloody. Well... More muddy than bloody.
Both women were... Naked, ankle deep in mud.
The crowd was going crazy. I stood at one side of the ring; I was the referee. This was going to be the best mud wrestling match any of us had ever seen.
The two attacked at the same time. The crowd started screaming for blood. Which is also how I felt at first. But then, watching them both rolling around in the mud all naked and sexual like that... Well, at that point, I just wanted them to kiss.
I haven't had a wet dream since I was a kid. But by God, they did start kissing. And this wrestling match turned in to one major fucking lesbian show. Blair munching down on Fiona; Fiona munching down on Blair. Holy shit.
I woke up with a smile on my face. I tossed my shorts and jumped in to the shower.
The dream sure made my Friday calm and relaxing. I saw Fiona and actually smiled. Because all I kept seeing was Blair's head between her legs.
Reader Comments (4)
I bet you could figure out a way to make this dream come true...Have a great weekend Mr. X =P
Hey if you gotta dream about the cunt what better way than to have her face in a cunt for the duration. Too bad you can't film dreams... I'd be the queen of porn and drive a Brabus Rocket...
I love that perspective, Winter.
I'm practical to a fault. A little depraved too. I think it works for me.