Prostitutes Are Not Dysfunctional
Monday, May 26, 2008 at 05:36PM I do not like prostitutes because they like me.
I do not like things I can have; I like things I cannot have.
Blair was a bitch, Blendi was a virgin, Athena was a Lesbian, Lucia was a religious fanatic. If nothing else, I like women who cannot be mine because they belong to someone else.
Prostitutes belong to everyone, including me, which is why I can never have one. If a prostitute turned me down, then I would want her. But since prostitutes will always never turn me down, I will always never want one.
Most of all, I like women who are dysfunctional.
Prostitutes are not dysfunctional and here's why:
- The rules are very well defined and are explicitly stated up front
- Their cost of doing business is standard across all services
- Religious beliefs do not restrict services
- They are not passive aggressive; they say what they mean and mean what they say
- You always meet their expectations
- You do not need to fit their predefined standard of what a man should be
- There is never anything that needs to be "fixed" in the relationship
- Jealousy is not an issue
- Your needs are always met
- They don't make you feel trapped or confined
- You don't need to find other ways to satisfy yourself because you're unhappy in the relationship
- Personal growth is always encouraged
From my point of view, there's nothing appealing about a woman who isn't dysfunctional. The more dysfunctional, the more she appeals to me. A prostitute simply has her shit together and holds no interest for me.
Unfortunately, in Thailand, there are only two ways to have sex with a local woman:
- Marry her
- Buy her
Reader Comments (4)
I should have realized that about you and the dysfunctional women. Hmmmmn. I wonder... Meh. My shit's too together. Plus I'm too old for you. Oh, well it was a nice day dream for a minute. ;) Enjoy the ping pong!
No need to shell out to get some anyway...not you...you're Jason "Fucking" X!
I heard about those ping-pong shows. And after hearing the stories, makes me feel like a virgin all over again!
Enjoy...
Awwwwe, Winter. Always making me feel good about myself. I agree, you must have your shit together.
You too, Tech Babe. I need to get back soon so that Blair and my wife can remind me of my many flaws.
Pfft. I'm a woman. I fake it really well. Heh.