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Satire, Business, Humor, Office Politics, Lesbians Thursday
26Jun
The Matrix 2: Reloaded
Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 04:16PM I excused myself to get some coffee. I quickly checked out the Starbucks Cam and the line was short. However, by the time I got down there, it seems everyone had the same idea and probably checked the Starbucks Cam as well. My system seems to have a flaw... Anyway, I'm back in the meeting again. This is fucking bullshit. I don't even know what these guys are arguing about anymore. I'm dreaming of Athena the Lesbian on the Greek Island of Lesbos frolicking with other Lesbians on the beach. They have kidnapped me, tied me to a tree, and will have their way with me shortly. For this to work, we have to assume the other Lesbians are like Athena the Lesbian, who is only attracted to men.
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Reader Comments (4)
I'm confused. I thought that the company was now delivering starbucks on a cart.
Good catch, but no. Not Starbucks on a cart; carting in Starbucks bottled Frapps. The company sees this as a strategy to keep us in the building. But when it comes to coffee, I need the real thing. If I'm going to drink a cold Starbucks, it's going to be a grande iced caramel macchiato with an add shot. Sounds a little metro, but it sure is good.
Got it. I should've known not to question Jason 'Fucking' X =)
Yes yes. Excellent conclusion...