Independence Day
Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 06:37PM Today was a half day because tomorrow is the Fourth of July.
Tefft was responsible for our noon potluck, which meant she decorated with Independence Day artwork. I didn't even have to mislead her this time.
Apparently she's a big Will Smith fan. And while she is not a racist, she does not hire African Americans. But she doesn't hire African Americans because she doesn't trust them, not because their skin is black. So obviously, she's not a racist.
But even though she does not hire African Americans because she doesn't trust them, she loves Will Smith and has seen every movie he's ever made.
So for Tefft, Independence Day was the day our forefathers took back control of the Earth from aliens.
She served fried chicken and watermelon in honor of Will Smith.
But Tefft is not a racist.
We got to leave work early today, which is why I'm depressed.
I hate long weekends. That means three days with the wife. No users.
Uggggh.
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Reader Comments (5)
Internet Jason. It's a nifty little thing guaranteed to keep you wife free for at least part of the weekend.
ignorance is a bliss... shame on you hmm 2008 so pathetic.
Have a happy fourth:)
Ahhh, the 4th... At least there will be beer...
Fuck water, beer is the juice of life.
At least she didn't decorate with a grossly inaccurate african theme.