Saturday
Feb142009
"Be My Valentine"
Saturday, February 14, 2009 at 05:42PM Not a chance in fucking hell. 
No flowers, no candy, no presents. It's alcohol and pussy for me, just like any other day of the year. Granted, most of my users have abandoned me, but there are always a few in reserve. Where there's a will and a dick, there's a way.
What I said last Valentine's Day is good enough for this year's post. So I'll keep this brief:
Fuck Valentine's Day.
Lalalalalalala
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Reader Comments (7)
Cheers to that!
Seconded. Now, an emergency Christmas day? I'm all for that. (thx John Hodgman)
Where is this will and this dick? Pictures or it didn't happen.
Tech Babe: Thanks, and cheers back.
Shoe: I'm looking forward to Arbor Day.
Ashley: Haha, always looking for evidence.
I second Ashley on the dick pic.
That's why I celebrate March 14th, Steak and a BJ Day http://www.steakandbjday.com/
M: That's just fucking awesome.