us·er pool [yü-zer pül]
In the world of technology, a User is someone who uses a computer. More specifically, it's someone who asks stupid questions about the use of that computer.
In the context of this blog, a Pool refers to an available supply, the use of which is shared by a group.
My job is to provide technical support to these users, many of whom are female. That's where things get a little messy...
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Washing Hands at the Office
Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 06:03PM "I don't wash my hands after I take a piss," McKinney said.
"What?" I said, shocked. "What do you mean? You're one of them?"
"That's right," he said.
"We just did the knuckle thing."
"What knuckle thing?" he asked.
"The knuckle thing. The 'what's up' knuckle thing," I said, motioning with my fist.
"So?"
"So, when was the last time you took a piss?"
"I don't know," he said. "Doesn't matter, I don't hold my dick with my fists when I take a piss."
"How can you take a piss and not wash your hands?" I asked.
"My mother taught me how to take a piss without getting pee on my hands," he said. "So why should I wash my hands?"
"I don't piss on my hands either," I said. "But I still wash my hands."
"Why?" he asked. "Is your dick dirty?"
"What?"
"My dick is clean," he explained. "It's like touching any other part of my body. So why should I wash my hands after I touch it?"
"It doesn't matter," I said. "If you touched your dick, I don't want you touching me. No more knuckle thing with you."
Well folks, there you have it. I'm curious to know what you think, so please vote. And of course, comments are always welcome--especially if you're one of "them". I'd like to understand why you do what you do... And this certainly applies to both men and women.
