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Friday
Sep212007

Gladstone

I owe Gladstone a lunch because he owes Shannon the Licensing Coordinator a lunch for losing a bet. Gladstone knew he would lose the bet, which is why he made the bet. But even though he knew he would lose the bet and owe Shannon a lunch, he knew I would gladly give him a lunch to make up for it. 

Gladstone is my pimp.

Gladstone is the Manager of Desktop Services and a strong advocate of The User Pool. In fact, he has his own list. Occasionally, a "less than five" gets added to the list, and while there is no obligation on his part to disclose who is on the list, he always feels compelled to confess to me when he has sex with a "less than five". And while I never ask, he always tells. The guilt is just too much. Not the guilt he has for having sex with someone who isn't his wife; its the guilt he feels for having sex with someone who isn't a "more than five".

The bet he lost was a gain for me, which is why I owe him a lunch. Shannon mentioned she was hot for me, but she also said it was too bad I was married. Gladstone quickly agreed, especially since I was such a faithful husband. Shannon took the bait and responded with:

Anyone can be seduced.

Gladstone shook his head furiously and said:

Not this guy. He is completely devoted. There is no way any woman can seduce him.

Shannon, immediately up for the challenge, decided a bet was in order. Gladstone confidently took the bet, not because he was sure he would win, but because he was sure he would lose. He quickly called me up today to let me know that I owe him a lunch. He also asked me to at least pretend to put up a fight.

Looks like I'm having drinks with Shannon tonight.

You couldn't ask for a better friend than Gladstone.

Reader Comments (2)

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