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I also write the blog posts for PhoneShag.com, which is an online adult dating site. Apparently, they think I know something about sex and hooking up.

So these articles are more about observations and advice about men and women getting their rocks off from my twisted and perverted perspective. 

Below are excerpts from the posts I've written for their blog site. 

 

Tuesday
Mar302010

Location, Location, Location

Bed is a great place for sex because you can take your time, show off all your skills, take advantage of all positions, and essentially have plenty of room to get the job done right. But it’s not always the most exciting location for sex. Sometimes you need to make it a little more thrilling and one of the best ways to do that is to find a new location. And I’m not just talking about moving to the couch. Go out into the world.

Below are 10 suggestions to help you make sex more entertaining and possibly get you arrested:

Location #1: Car

Car sex is probably the most popular “unusual” place for sex. So take it up a notch by picking a great location to park the car. For example, park the car in a movie theater parking lot...

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Tuesday
Mar302010

Get Your Zodiac on for Spring

Spring is the cyclical rebirth of nature and your astrological sign will determine whether your own rebirth this spring involves hot new sexual adventures or another underwhelming dry spell. According to Zodiac Mythology. Well, my version anyway. I’m just trying to prepare you for the inevitable, so here’s what you can expect:

Aries

This spring, Venus is going to drive you nuts and literally try to kill you. Possibly with a golf club. Remember, it’s a time for rebirth. Get rid of that excess baggage that’s been dragging you down and get some strange. If you don’t, you’re looking a very long and arduous Spring. Expect to be dead by Summer...

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Tuesday
Mar302010

5 Effective Phrases to Use in Your Adult Personal Ads

Online adult dating has now become one of the primary methods of hooking up. And one of the critical components of online dating success is having an effective personal ad that will draw people in to make that connection. Below are some sample phrases that will help make your personal ads stand out so that you get more attention and ultimately, more hook-ups.  Sure, there are phrases like “No strings attached” and “Feel free to ask me anything” that people tout as being effective because of upfront honesty and bluntness, but they certainly won’t make you stand out.... 

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Monday
Mar012010

5 Rules for Maintaining a "Friends with Benefits" Relationship

I’m not going to waste time restating all the obvious rules for maintaining a “friends with benefits” relationship, like No spending the night or Use condoms. I’m sure everyone is up-to-speed on the basics. What I’m going to give you are 5 rules that will guarantee your FWB status won’t accidentally slip into a bona-fide relationship.

1. No first aid

If your fuck buddy slices her hand by accident while cutting limes for tequila shots, do not assist her in stopping the bleeding. That would imply you give a shit...

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Sunday
Feb282010

Sexting Etiquette

The telephone was an incredible invention. But once we got over how revolutionary it was, we also realized what an incredible annoyance it was. Because it forced us to communicate with friends and family whether we wanted to or not. Which is why text messaging has literally become our telecommunications savior.

We can ask or answer a question without being forced into an entire conversation. We can have quick, to-the-point conversations, and even multiple conversations with multiple people at once.

And now Phone sex also has its abbreviated and more convenient version delivered in the form of “sexting”.

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