Go Ugly Early

This one is for the guys.

Before anyone gets their panties in a wad, there are no ugly people. There are just people you’re not attracted to. Everyone has their own taste. You know, like at work when you find out someone you think belongs in a circus act is actually married. Someone found that person attractive. Or your buddy likes them thick and you like them anorexic. It’s a matter of personal taste.

So when do you compromise your standards?

You’re in a bar, you’re there to get laid, and there’s only one women in the whole place who meets your qualifications...

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