BITCH vs. CUNT...I’m just going to put it out there....

Tea is to coffee is NOT the same as Bitch is to Cunt. So no, the two are not interchangeable. And yes, there is a difference – an exponential difference!

I can handle the term ‘bitch’; being called one, acting like one when a situation calls for it, and working with one or two, but not for. In some cases, it can even be considered a term of endearment. For example, my BFF’s and I have incorporated the term, as a standard, in our greetings and salutations to one another.

The term ‘cunt,’ on the other hand, can and will set off any female being, without regard to race, color, religious sect, sexual preference, etc…it’s non-discriminatory and in some neighborhoods, would be cause for getting your face smashed then wedged into a chain linked fence where killer pit bulls are bred and trained on the other side of that chain linked fence. It’s such a strong and ugly word and I don’t use it - or at least try not to anyway. Just to set the record straight, before I proceed, I’ve never been called one or been referred to one, to my knowledge, anyway.

The differences between the two can be summed up as follows:

• AWARENESS - A ‘bitch’ is fully aware of her bitchy attitude and actions that deems her a bitch to begin with. A ‘cunt’ has absolutely no fucking clue, which now, not only makes her a cunt, but an idiot!

• CONTROL – Because a ‘bitch’ has a high degree of awareness about herself, she can be in complete and total control of her attitude and actions. In retrospect, a ‘cunt’ has zero control of anything. After all, you can’t control something you’re not aware of. That being the case, a ‘cunt’ is deluded by this behavior and is subtly transformed into normalcy.

• DEPENDENCY – ‘Bitches’ are independent, know what they want, know how to get what they want and rely on nothing and/or no one; which, in my opinion, takes a lot of smarts. (This particular factor, in it of itself, is why I don’t have a problem being called one.) ‘Cunts,’ on the other hand are ‘codies,’ or co-dependent. Sure, they know what they want but can’t quite get it on their own. As a result, they resort to actions that fail good ethics and conduct tests (i.e. fucking their way to the top, making condescending remarks to demonstrate their passion about something or someone because they have nothing else, etc…). Again, idiots.

It is important to differentiate between the two so that you can fully grasp and understand a new situation I am faced with at work. But since it’s late and Sex in the City is about to come on, and to avoid getting all riled up again, I’ll make this short and ‘un’ sweet.

A new User just got added to my User Pool…she’s a fucking Cunt and a half! And everyone knows it which is why she was added to my User Pool. Part of the problem is she’s hot, and the other part is she knows it. Well, let me take that back, being “hot” is not the problem. I can give another woman credit where due. But because she’s hot the men in the office can’t say ‘NO’ when she is being unreasonable, which is all the time. They are deathly afraid of her! (Pussies.) My new boss can’t deal with her either! But for some reason, everyone seems to think I’m the only one here that can put her in her place.

Needless to say, this can and will get interesting. It’s already started. The men in the office are already starting a pool: “How many days will it take before Tech Babe takes her down in the garage for nice ass beating?”

There you have it...BITCH vs. CUNT.

Update on Monday, April 7, 2008 at 11:41AM by Tech-Babe

Just to add a little more clarity around this whole thing, click here.