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Technology, Comedy, IT Humor Tuesday
15Apr
Production Issues at Home?
Tuesday, April 15, 2008 at 06:54PM My day was jam packed with back-to-back meetings today and shit hit the fan when our production server went down. Wenky has been busy getting the new Sybase guy up to speed so he was completely useless for me today.
I got a 911 text message from one of BFFs that read:
"I need your help...call me ASAP!"
Of course, I excused myself from one of the many impromptu meetings I was in and called her. She's over at one of the other neighboring entertainment company's in the area so if she needed me, I was only a few blocks away.
Here's how the conversation went...
"Bitch, this better be an emergency...what's up?"
"IT IS WHORE!!! I need to know if you have any birth control packs you could give me, just to tie me over for the next month until I figure this shit out."
"Are you fucking serious right now? You call me out with a 911 text to ask for spare birth control when I'm right in the middle of a major production issue?"
"You'd be dealing with a much larger 'production issue' at home if I don't score any tabs soon...BABY Production Issues!"
We went back and forth for about 15 minutes and to get right to the point here, her pussy doctor of 10+ years has decided to no longer provide preventive birth control prescriptions due to her newfound religious faith that has a zero tolerance of premarital sex. Absofuckinglutely absurd!!! Can they do that?
Anyway, she'd been going back and forth with the pussy clinic and she's now 3 days into the start of a new pack week. Basically, if she doesn't score any today, she might as well kiss the month goodbye and not have sex with her boyfriend of 2 years or convince him to use protection after they had already gone a year and a few months unprotected.
Fortunately, I was able to deliver and gave her a 2-month supply. Why I just happened to have a supply of pill packs is a whole 'nother story.
Production Issue - RESOLVED!
Reader Comments (2)
Such a loving relationship you and your BFFs have. =)
Damn...sux to be a chick.