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04Apr
Aunt Flo - Impeccable Timing as Always (Bitch!)
Friday, April 4, 2008 at 06:45PM Well I was anxiously looking forward to a night out with Johnnie Vasquez, the hot Mexican Mormon, tomorrow night. But as luck would have it, "Aunt Flo" decided to pay me a visit, a week early!!! (Fucking Bitch!) I blame it on that cunt I've been working with lately. Her fucking hormone particles decided to mix n' mingle with mine. Guess that was her way of paying me back for the April Fool's prank I played on her earlier in the week. I replaced the water in her mini-personal desktop water cooler with Absolut vodka. (I thought it was funny.)
All is well, I guess, since I couldn't get in for a wax appointment today. (I'm sure Johnnie will understand. I mean, let's face it...we were getting together to have sex...the dinner and drinks are merely side dishes.)
Reader Comments (3)
Wow - you wax; That's hot.
thank you.
Fyi, some guys don't mind a little cherry sunday, especially if the girl is hot, and you seem pretty hot, Tech Babe. Cant confirm since I haven't seen your face. But I'll put money on it.
thank god i can schedule around the Pill