Cinco Recap: Tequila Confessions
Tuesday, May 6, 2008 at 06:44PM Just thought I'd give you all a quick recap of my Cinco festivities from last night:
The Scene:
Ernie’s Taco House…Live Mariachi…Dos XX promo girls prancin’ around handing out keychain bottle openers and Mexican Flag colored beaded necklaces…shoulder-to-shoulder at the bar…corporate event from local Ent. Company in progress in separate dining area…Game 2 of Spurs vs. Hornets on TV…30 minute wait for a booth.
My Party:
- Me, Tech-Babe > Occupation: IT Manager
- Johnnie Vasquez > Occupation: IT Manager
- BFF #1 > Occupation: Manager, HR/Employee Relations
- BFF #2 > Occupation: Paralegal
(Knowing the occupations of those in attendance is key here.)
Top 10: Who's Line Is It?
Best lines of the Night all coming from my party, over authentic Mexican cuisine, segmented by rounds of shots of Patron Silver…
ROUND 1:
“If you don’t do a shot, you will offend all of my people and our culture.”
“Oh My God, those are my co-workers…[so?] my tank top says: ENJOY PORNO.”
“Lick, swallow, suck!”
ROUND 2 :
“I’m a stripper…but only 3 nights a week.”
(That just about took the cake for round 2!)
ROUND 3:
“I’d like to do an overnight international flight just so I can join the Mile High club.”
“Oooh Baby…a church…that should be hot and fun.”
“I don’t do pole work, just floor work…on my knees mostly [points to bruised knees].”
ROUND 4:
“I don’t like giving hand-jobs…but if I have to, I’m better at it from behind to prevent my carpal from acting up.”
“You work the reverse cowgirl like a pro.”
“You should step it up a notch…doing porn is much more respectable than being on your knees all night.”
ROUND 5:
“I get more pussy than I do dick, but I’m not gay, I just like the way it tastes—BUT I’M NOT GAY!”
(And once again, nothing or no one else could top that statement!)
Yup, that about summed up the evening. Stumbled in with an entire pot of coffee in my system and a much needed refill by noon. Walked in with a smile at least so that tells me Johnnie V and I had another explosive bedroom session, or did we go to church? Yeah, today was rough.
Reader Comments (8)
I need to know who this statement was in reference to "You work the reverse cowgirl like a pro."
Just a hunch, Tech Babe? Or is that wishful thinking?
That Johnnie Vasquez is a lucky bastard!
In a church... Why didn't I think of that...?
That's it Tech Babe, we're hangin' out!
I freaken love these. keep them coming!
I would have loved to be a fly on the wall here. LMAO!
nice :) I think I want to meet your friends
NO I know I want to meet your friends :)
I'm going to have to pray for days!