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Entertainment, Tequila, Lakers, NBA Tuesday
10Jun
Big Game Night
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 09:54PM 
I rushed out of the office at about a quarter past six to meet my Mexican Mormon at the Irish bar down the street for the Laker game. Johnnie doesn't care for basketball, or any sport for that matter. But since he knows I'm a huge sports gal, especially when it comes to the NBA, he comes out to have drinks and watch the game with me. I know, very sweet of him, right? It is, I guess.
A big game night for me is also a big game night for him. But not because he is supporting the team I'm cheering on, but moreso because it will determine what kind of mood I'll be in after the game, which, in turn, determines what kind of sex he's going to get after the game. Either way, it's a win-win situation for him. We will have sex.
If the Lakers lose, I'll be angry at first, cussing up a storm, but will likely take down a few shots of straight vodka to calm my nerves. When I'm in that state, Johnnie knows to back off and give me a moment. But as soon as those vodka shots hit, the anger is just about gone and Johnnie hits me with the "It'll be alright, there's always the next game" spiel. Then the night ends with nice n' slow and overly passionate sex...comfort sex - He "drives."
If the Lakers win, I'll be on complete overdrive with endless bursts of "Fuck yeahs" and singing the "We Love L.A." hook repeatedly along with the other Laker fans in the bar. And it's likely that I'll take a few shots of, not vodka, but tequila, which gets me a bit devilish when it hits. And when I'm that pumped, topped with a couple shots of Patron in my system, Johnnie knows I'll have to get all that energy out somehow to get to sleep. Then the night ends with hot n' dirty erotic sex...porn star sex - I drive.
So tonight, another nail-biting and close game. But the Lakers pulled it off! Final Score: 87 - 81, LAL!!!!! I'll slip on my purple n' gold to celebrate tonight's win.
FUCK YEAH!!!!
Reader Comments (7)
Happy Fuck Fest Johnnie!
Ata' boy Johnnie.
"Johnnie's Liver". Remind me to tell you that story sometime...
HOT! Just HOT!
Damn that Johnnie (lucky bastard - I know I've said that more than enough times)
You go,Babe! I'm too old to get any so I have to live vicariously these days.Sorta. HEH.
"Too old" Winter???? Nah, I'm not buyin' it!