Rock n' Roll - It's Earthquake Season!
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 02:07PM For those of you in and around the L.A. County area, I'm sure you're already privy to the 5.4 jolt we just had.
I was just getting ready to meet a friend for lunch over at the lot but needed to take a quick detour to the ladie's room. On my floor, the doors to the ladie's and men's rooms are juxtaposed. (Think Lavern & Shirley slamming doors into one another.) Anyhow, the rocking started right as I opened the door to the ladies room, and I just decided to park myself under the door frame there. So we're rockin' and rolling and I hear "Shit - Goddamn, Holy shit,..."
The door to the men's room opens and it's Wenky yelling obscenities for fear of his life and follows my lead by parking himself under the door frame of the men's room.
One problem, his pants were still to his ankles and I made unintentional eye contact with the "snake-eye."
"For Krishna's sake Wenky, put that shit away!"
He takes a look down at his ankles, looks up at all the things moving and shaking around us, looks at me turns beet red and says "Sorry boss, I cannot finish business under these conditions. Someone has angered the Gods!"
The shaking stopped and he ran back into the bathroom to put himself back together. I went ahead and met my friend for lunch...business as usual.
Unlike most around me, I was quite happy and excited we had an earthquake. It's been quite a while and maybe the housing market will normalize now.
It's about time we shook things up a bit around here.
Happy Aftershox!
Reader Comments (4)
Funny shit=)
I'm calling you right now to laugh in your ear! Poor "Wenky!"
LOL! Earthquake amateurs!
Was it worth the peak Tech Babe?