60 Minutes
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 at 06:45PM 
Happy Hump Day! Johnnie Vasquez (JV) and I were finally able to synch our busy schedules for a little mid-day romp. After the reverse cock-block DC pulled on me on Monday and after a shit-storm of a day on Tuesday, this was a very well-deserved lunch meeting, to say the least.
Mid-day sex has got to be thee best de-stresser one could ask for after a crazy morning filled with back-to-back meetings and having dealings with the likes of Danny Conrads, muffin-top and bagel bandits, and other pricks roaming around the office. Here are the other reasons why I love the idea of mid-day sex:
- You get right to the physical throws of passion because you're both time constrained
- The sex is definitely explosive because you both know you're time constrained
- There's no need for cuddling and talking about anything because you both know you're time constrained, and
- It's great cardio in the event you can't make it to the gym later because of an urgent task you're working on that is, of course, urgent and time constrained.
Really, all that's left to do after your 30 minutes of mid-day passion is:
- Give yourself a quick under-the-hood car wash (10min.)
- Put yourself back together (5min)
- Run by a drive through to grab a bite to take back to the office (15min)
And that's your 60 minute lunch. You can text or twitter each other later on in the day to schedule your next mid-day romp or night out or to continue the bedroom talk you couldn't finish because earlier because you were both time constrained. Ideally, for this to work as outlined, one of you should live nearby or be in close proximity to a Marriott, at minimum. (Cheap motels are out of the question, unless you're 16.)
We're finally getting together for a long overdue real night out this Saturday. This guy's a keeper!
Reader Comments (2)
You go Babel! Too bad about the servers later on though. Being IT sucks ass sometimes.
You're telling me! One of our hosted applications is out in Jacksonville, and with the damn Hurricane Faye, data centers were impacted. And of course people you need to talk to out there were all sent home.
Anyway, yes, always a pleasure with Mr. Vasquez=)