From what I've been told, Lecia doesn't go out with white guys. She's not the least bit attracted to them. In most cases... However, somewhere a long the line she mentioned to someone who mentioned to someone who mentioned to someone who mentioned to Teri my assistant that she thought I was attractive for a white guy because there is something very wild about me and I look like I'm hopped up on crack.

I tend to be a little hyper, especially with caffiene, but hopped up on crack? Well, if that does something for her, I guess I have to go with it. 

I told you she looks like a biter. She can stay on the list.

I had originally thought I had gotten a couple of fuck me looks from Minoo the HR Coordinator, but in fact, it turns out they were probably fuck you looks instead. She didn't seem real thrilled that I was talking to her and she couldn't get away from me fast enough. I tried the I'll hook you up with extra drinks at the party line, but she said that she is adamantly against drinking at company events because it leads to inappropriate behavior in the presence of co-workers. The same behavior I adamantly support. 

Bottom line is, she doesn't seem very interested in me and apparently alcohol cannot be used as a tool to sway her opinion.  

Maybe she read my HR file... 

Jenny, Pengilly's Assistant, has the cutest fuck me giggle. I figured I should put in a little time this week before the Holiday party, just to make my presence known so it's not such a jolt at the party. Pengilly is out this week which is why I walked over to her desk and asked for Pengilly. She told me he was out this week. 

I made her smile, then I made her giggle. Then it became a fuck me giggle. She looks so young, I felt criminal. I made sure she was going to the party and told her I'd hook her up with drinks, since we will only be given two drink tickets each. I didn't tell her that our counterfeit operation was already in full swing, but only that I had connections. I'm hoping this line will work with everyone on my holiday wish list.

I escaped from the balcony last night. I did not have to "Dark Knight" it on top of the van below. Her window was not completely closed so I pulled the screen off and climbed through it. I think I fucked up her dining room table though. Met up with Chelsea the Intern later for more kitchen sex.

She's Korean and looks angry most of the time but in a real hot way. I've noticed that when she laughs her angry laugh, her tits jiggle furiously. Angry tits... Tits that will punish you if you've been bad. Tits that could suffocate you. Tits that will make you pay a hefty admission price to see the show.

Sweet. 

There was a sonic boom here today in Southern California. I didn't hear it. I believe my ears were muffled by a pair of thighs at the time.

Maricruz and Blair. Hmmm. That would be interesting. How to orchestrate that little bi-curious trist... That would be the challenge of a lifetime. Mission fucking impossible. But I think I'll have to try it. If anyone could do it, it'd be me, right? I'm Jason fucking X...

It's the weekend and I should stay home tonight. But I'm feeling unusually perverted for a Saturday. I mean, I try to get all that depravity out during the week so that I can rest and recover on the weekend. I think this vasectomy has made me even hornier than before. I would not have thought it possible, but what else could it be? Maybe I ate something that really agreed with my balls. Maybe I should just lock myself in the den and work this out with some Internet porn... Nah. I better just fuck someone tonight. Let's go through the list... Hmmmm. I'm feeling Greek tonight...

It's really windy today. Very bad for the fires that have been burning since yesterday here in LA. Good for flying kites though. Good for sailing. The birds probably like it; less work for them. Balloons probably like the wind; a chance to escape. The fires themselves probably like the wind; not good for the rest of us.

Fishy5 gave me a good idea. I'm going to run my own emergency drill next week for Tsunami Preparedness. When HR found out about it, they congratulated me on my forward thinking and proactive planning. Every time I try to make HR look foolish, they are more than eager to lend a helping hand.