I had originally thought I had gotten a couple of fuck me looks from Minoo the HR Coordinator, but in fact, it turns out they were probably fuck you looks instead. She didn't seem real thrilled that I was talking to her and she couldn't get away from me fast enough. I tried the I'll hook you up with extra drinks at the party line, but she said that she is adamantly against drinking at company events because it leads to inappropriate behavior in the presence of co-workers. The same behavior I adamantly support. 

Bottom line is, she doesn't seem very interested in me and apparently alcohol cannot be used as a tool to sway her opinion.  

Maybe she read my HR file...