Rounding 1st

Jason Y has finally made it to 1st base with Aimee the Temp. And not according to his definition of the bases; according to mine. 

Last night, Aimee the Temp gave oral pleasure to Jason Y's right index finger. You should have seen how ecstatic he was this morning. 

I'll be stealing home tonight with Aimee the Temp. 

But kudos Jason Y. Kudos man. 

Comments

[J.R. LeMar]

Let me guess: A snake bit Jason Y on his finger, and Aimee The Temp was sucking out the blood?

[Jason X]

Only you and I would come up with a slick excuse like that. Although the snakebite would be somewhere on the dick. Of course.