When the Dog is Away

Jason Y asked for my advice again. He said that he went out with Aimee the Temp again over the weekend while I was in Vegas. He said the date went well and at the end of it she kissed him, which is a very good sign. So I told him that it was a very bad sign.

I told him that in light of the new bases, kissing is the new Friend Zone and that he should not let her kiss him again or he'll be stuck there forever. 

I told him that the next time she tries to kiss him that he should immediately try to go down on her and take 1st base. 

They're going out again this Friday, which means I need to have monkey sex with her in a tree before the date. 

Comments

[Tech Babe]

He should've at least thrown her over the hood of a car in a dark alley. You've got some work to do there Jason X.

[Jason X]

He should do a lot of things, but he's not doing them. That's my job. To make sure he doesn't. So things are going pretty well from my perspective....

[J.R. LeMar]

Was this guy hired @ your company via some kind of Affirmative Action program for stupid people?

[Jason X]

Actually, it was Mulhausen who hired him to replace me because I was dead. Well, they thought I was dead. Mulhausen hires based on the Peter Principle. Mulhausen rates about a 2, at best.