Like tits, Donations are up
Friday, May 21, 2010 at 12:52PM Donations to the Cleavage Jar have continued to rise since Tuesday. Cleavage in the workplace has also risen at an equitable rate since Tuesday.
None of the women know why they're contributing to the Cleavage Jar since Mulhausen refuses to tell them. The Cleavage Jar hasn't discouraged anyone from showing more cleavage in the workplace.
So I decided to tell Blair and Aimee the Temp what the Jar was actually for, assuming they would spread the word and stop competing with their tits to get Jason Y's attention.
However, now that word is out about the Cleavage Jar, both women are competing to contribute the most money to the jar, because whoever contributes the most money, must also be showing the most cleavage. And whoever is showing the most cleavage should also get the most attention from Jason Y.
I guess all I can do now is sit back and enjoy all the cleavage like everyone else. Well, except for Jason Y, who still isn't looking at either Blair's tits or Aimee the Temp's tits.
Aimee the Temp, Blair, Jason Y, Mulhausen
Reader Comments (5)
Ridiculous and hilarious as usual. I thought the screen play was coming out first. You are in LA and no one actually reads books. Books are only for show as a conversation starter and to look like you are intelligent enough to read.
Yeah, but Hollywood likes to acquire the rights to books that they've "heard" are good, but haven't actually read. I'm going to pretend this is that kind of book. In fact, I may not even have to write it; just get some word of mouth going and they'll jump all over it.
Hey, I'm from L.A., and I read books! And I would read a User Pool book. Even if you just took all of these blog posts together, and self-published it on Lulu or Blurb, I'd buy one. I've been going through the archives this morning, and it's fun, but hard to keep track of everything. Having it all in a book would be easier.
JR: Agreed. Compiling in a book would make it easier. And that's the plan at the moment.
Hilarious!