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Lecia Doesn't Go Out with White Guys

Jason X — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:50:04 +0000

From what I've been told, Lecia doesn't go out with white guys. She's not the least bit attracted to them. In most cases... However, somewhere a long the line she mentioned to someone who mentioned to someone who mentioned to someone who mentioned to Teri my assistant that she thought I was attractive for a white guy because there is something very wild about me and I look like I'm hopped up on crack.

I tend to be a little hyper, especially with caffiene, but hopped up on crack? Well, if that does something for her, I guess I have to go with it.

I told you she looks like a biter. She can stay on the list.

Minoo's Fuck You Look

Jason X — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:10:15 +0000

I had originally thought I had gotten a couple of fuck me looks from Minoo the HR Coordinator, but in fact, it turns out they were probably fuck you looks instead. She didn't seem real thrilled that I was talking to her and she couldn't get away from me fast enough. I tried the I'll hook you up with extra drinks at the party line, but she said that she is adamantly against drinking at company events because it leads to inappropriate behavior in the presence of co-workers. The same behavior I adamantly support.

Bottom line is, she doesn't seem very interested in me and apparently alcohol cannot be used as a tool to sway her opinion.

Maybe she read my HR file...

Jenny's Fuck Me Giggle

Jason X — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:13:29 +0000

Jenny, Pengilly's Assistant, has the cutest fuck me giggle. I figured I should put in a little time this week before the Holiday party, just to make my presence known so it's not such a jolt at the party. Pengilly is out this week which is why I walked over to her desk and asked for Pengilly. She told me he was out this week.

I made her smile, then I made her giggle. Then it became a fuck me giggle. She looks so young, I felt criminal. I made sure she was going to the party and told her I'd hook her up with drinks, since we will only be given two drink tickets each. I didn't tell her that our counterfeit operation was already in full swing, but only that I had connections. I'm hoping this line will work with everyone on my holiday wish list.

Filipinas Can't Hold Their Liquor

Jason X — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:14:35 +0000

I escaped from the balcony last night. I did not have to "Dark Knight" it on top of the van below. Her window was not completely closed so I pulled the screen off and climbed through it. I think I fucked up her dining room table though. Met up with Chelsea the Intern later for more kitchen sex.