Blair

Finance Manager. Half Latina and half Irish; 100% psychotic. But the most beautiful and sexually alluring woman I have ever met. I am obsessed with her. We break up and get back together almost every day.

Kristy

 Plotkin's Assistant. Irish (Blond); hot like a Maxim girl, dumb as a post. 

Lucia: Analyst in Accounting. Filipino; very religious. Will not have sex with me because she will not commit adultery. She will, however, let me sodomize her; that apparently does not qualify as cheating.  

Melanie: Sr. Web Designer. Asian (Korean); timid and little bit psychotic. 

Brandi: Marketing Manager. Asian (Chinese/Japanese); smart and professional with a nice kinky streak. 

Shannon: Licensing Coordinator. Latina from Guatemala. Just wants to have fun. Which is why her husband wants to kill any man who has fun with her.

Athena the Lesbian

Graphic Artist. Dark hair, dark eyes, very striking. Greek. She's a Lesbian but only attracted to men. This is because she's a Greek Lesbian from the Greek island of Lesbos.

Blendi the (Un)Virgin: Licensing Coordinator. Cute, light skin and dark hair. She was a virgin at the Christmas party where she blew me after a debacle of an evening. She later lost her virginity on camera to Conklin so that I could have sex with her without her becoming attached to me for taking her virginity.

Chelsea the Intern: Chelsea the Prostitute became my Intern after she followed me back to work one morning after Gladstone didn't pay her for her services at a strip club. He told her that I would pay her, which I refused to do. She then became my intern providing her services at the office and giving me a cut to be her pimp.

Maricruz: Marketing Coordinator for International Marketing. Hot Mexican girl. Married. Sweet, adorable, very sexy. At odds with Blair, but then they became friends. I tried to orchestrate a lesbian encounter, but failed. Now Blair believes Maricruz is insane because Maricruz pretended to believe I was insane.